East Quad Special Edition

East Quad's cafeteria is a gold mine. Then again, East Quad is in general. All of these were heard in a matter of 15 minutes:

Guy: "Something was very shady about my parents' engagement....so I've convinced myself my mom's a lesbian."

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Girl: "Is there some other TV show on tonight that we can have a study session to?"

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Girl 1: "I have to do a debate about gay marriage and was assigned against gay marriage. Like, how do you argue that?"
Girl 2: "Use the Bible shit."
Girl 1: "I don't know the Bible."

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Guy: "See? Exercise makes you shorter, Paul. Don't do it."