In Starbucks, on State St.:
I think my drink’s giving me heart palpatations.
on the Diag
Girl #1: I hate being stalked over facebook. They're also creepy guys that I'm not interested in. They are just wasting their time and mine.
Girl #2: It can't be that bad, can it???
Girl#1: You don't understand you're not pretty like me.
(Girl #2 lowers her head dejected)
overheard by Kolby
Posted by William Couch at 5:12 PM
Boy (from parking lot after fight with GF): I'm gonna slash your tires and no one will know who did it.
Girl (from 3rd floor apt): Oh yeah...well my dad's a lawyer!
Boy (still in parking lot): Oh yeah? Well my dad's a millionaire!
overheard by matt
Posted by William Couch at 3:05 PM
Both heard in the same night:
Orientation Student #1: Oh, look! It's one of those bugs that light up!
Orientation Student #2: You mean fireflies?
and if that isn't bad enough...
UM Swimming Camper: Whoa! They have fireflies here! I thought those're only in Virginia now!
Posted by Eric at 9:39 PM
"Gretchen! Get me some flag twirling music up in this bitch!"
"Aah! That's why crippled bitches don't twirl flags."
"Aw, I see you tryin' to be cute with the fla -- oh wait now, don't hit me with it, or i'll have to cut you"
- Outside Bursley, Random Dude twirling a bright-ass yellow flag
Posted by Ryan at 5:45 PM
Girl: Oh no, my internet isn't working!
Guy 1: You might need a bigger wireless card. Maybe an external card or something.
Guy 2: You could get one of those radial antennas and sit there in class holding it up above your head like this. Ha. Haha.
Girl and Guy 1: (silent stares)
Posted by Eric at 12:56 PM
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