Fireflies

Both heard in the same night:

Orientation Student #1: Oh, look! It's one of those bugs that light up!
Orientation Student #2: You mean fireflies?

and if that isn't bad enough...

UM Swimming Camper: Whoa! They have fireflies here! I thought those're only in Virginia now!

Time Off

A nicely dressed guy and girl walk past the patio at the Arena

Girl: I think it's good that we only hang out for short periods of time......don't you?

Guy:


overheard by eric j.