Apparently, S3 is the place to be.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you ever noticed how many chicks there are in the
Safe Sex Store?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, dude."
Guy 1: "Seriously dude, those are the girls we should be hanging out with."

-on South University.

overheard by Alyssa

Cameo?

while watching Will & Grace:

Guy 1: Dude, that guy is trying so hard to be Jeff Goldblum!
[pause]
Guy 2: That is Jeff Goldblum.

overheard by becky and rohin.

In South Quad, during fire alarm

Girl 1: Do you know how many of these we had last year?
Girl 2: No.
Girl 1: Like, a million.