Random Football Player: Man, so me and Stevie J went to this girls room - man she had some biiiig ass titties! Started foolin around with her right there... so I just wanted to see how far she would let me go, and we ended up tying her up to the futon by her scarf. She reached over and tried to grab my cell phone, and BAM, whap-whap, her titties fell out of her shirt and smacked her in the face.
- Bursley/Baits Bus, as always.
Guy : Dude, give me the damn package... ohh sweet its my free condom!
Girl: Haha, what the hell are you gonna do with a Magnum?
Guy : I'll cut that bitch in half and use it twice.
- Bursley Hall, outside the mailboxes
Guy: Dude, guys, I was studying with this one chick today and she actually used the word lexicon in context. I was like, "Oh my God! I know that adverb!"
~South Quad
Chick with HEAVY East Coast lispy accent: “I bought a membership to Bally’s because I got tired of walking to the CCRB. Now I can just drive in my car to go work out.”
overheard by brandon
Guy 1: Dude, you didn't have to pee in the bottle.
Guy 2: Yes I did man, it was necessary
Guy 1: You could've made it to the bathroom.
Guy 2: I couldn't because of all the duct tape, remember?
- Bursley/Baits Bus
Girl 1: The African American Barbie had green and blue eyes.
Girl 2: Isn't that like genetically impossible?
Girl 1: Yeah! That's what I'm saying.
overheard by kevin.
girls looking at underwear:
Sorostitute #1: "These make you look really skinny."
Sorostitute #2: "Oh, like when you're naked?"
overheard by amanda.
Girl 1: There are a lot of words that I don't know.
Girl 2: Yeah, me too. That's why I don't read...too much vocabulary.
Lydia Mendelssohn Theatre
Girl 1: "We're going to France over break!"
Girl 2: "Oh! You're such a bitch!"
Girl 1: "I know. I am a bitch."
